This kitty looks like it has a fat cat on its back. Genius! -Totes
A crew of drug smugglers was busted Wednesday for attempting to use penis-shaped candles to bring crystal meth into the city, sources said. The group of five suspects was arrested after being caught storing 1,300 pounds of candles stuffed with the drugs in a Paterson, NJ warehouse, according to sources. While some candles were phallic-shaped,... Read More
I love how Danielle (probably spelled Dan-Yell) nails the stupid ass CNN fake news reporter! Thx for the link Spack! -Totes
Even if you haven’t committed the crime, it isn’t always easy to look innocent. When pet owner Jennifer Kinderman, 23, from Canutillo, Texas, returned home to find a dog mattress had been spectacularly ripped apart and then strewn across her living room, there was an obvious prime suspect. While one of her fiance’s dogs, Abby,... Read More
The salvation army was killing everyone? I knew them fucks were up to no good. I love when reporters are put on the spot and have to think quickly. -Totes
Veggie may be a bit challenged but she is cute as shit. Here is a post of nothing but Vegetable Lasagna photos. Enjoy! Read More
A Tesla Model X smoked a Lamborghini Aventator SV in a quarter-mile drag race at the Palm Beach International Raceway in Florida, edging out the more expensive competitor by a split second. The race, set up and filmed by the drag racing blog DragTimes, pitted Elon Musk’s electric SUV against the Italian supercar. Tesla Model... Read More
I have been around the DJ game since the late 90’s and was one of the first to live stream audio and video dj sets. Back in those days it was rare to find a live stream of anything and when you did it was usually something special by someone who was talented and had... Read More
I was excited to see Arrival because my bro told me it was good and he is a genius. Unfortunately this was far from good. I would rather watch veggie clean her ass with her tongue. If a movie about a large flying bean carrying calamari from outer space sounds good then you might want... Read More
Does this painting from the 1930’s prove that time travel is real? Check out this Indian dude playing candy crush on his smart phone. The painting is called “Mr. Pynchon and the Steeling of Springfield” and was painted by Italian artist Umberto Romano in 1937. Also.. is that the Springfield from The Simpsons?? So many... Read More
