The first video is awesome but the one below it is even better! God I hate cyclists! I need to start packing a bongo drum in my car for instances just like this one, and where I live there are plenty of issues with these cyclist tards. -Totes
Two men were arrested after cops say they robbed a bar outside Baltimore while off-duty officers were there for a police retirement party. The Baltimore Sun reports the masked men allegedly demanded cash from the register at a Woodlawn bar, Monaghan’s, Tuesday evening while a group of officers gathered for a longtime sergeant’s retirement. Monaghan’s owner... Read More
A crew of drug smugglers was busted Wednesday for attempting to use penis-shaped candles to bring crystal meth into the city, sources said. The group of five suspects was arrested after being caught storing 1,300 pounds of candles stuffed with the drugs in a Paterson, NJ warehouse, according to sources. While some candles were phallic-shaped,... Read More
Even if you haven’t committed the crime, it isn’t always easy to look innocent. When pet owner Jennifer Kinderman, 23, from Canutillo, Texas, returned home to find a dog mattress had been spectacularly ripped apart and then strewn across her living room, there was an obvious prime suspect. While one of her fiance’s dogs, Abby,... Read More
The salvation army was killing everyone? I knew them fucks were up to no good. I love when reporters are put on the spot and have to think quickly. -Totes
The cat dubbed ‘Tipsy’ was just a whisker away from death when he was found near a tyre store in Lowood, west of Brisbane, at the weekend. It is believed he had ingested toxic agent antifreeze and was rushed to the RSPCA animal hospital in Wacol. Vodka is the common antidote for antifreeze, otherwise known... Read More
A sporting fan in the U.K. was recently forced to go without the liquor sandwich she so thoughtfully prepared for a day at the races. On Sunday, authorities at the Southwell horse track in Nottinghamshire, England, reportedly caught an attendee trying to smuggle a 350-milliliter bottle of vodka into the venue by way of a... Read More
This is why I don’t protest shit. You never know when the family jewels are gonna get pounded with a bean bag. It’s just not worth it. I wish I was the one doing the shooting as it happened in my backyard, Phoenix AZ. -Totes