At $300 for this glorified fan it better be fuckin’ amazing and so quiet I could hear a cricket fart in the kitchen. It isn’t. That Brit dude on the ad claims it’s quiet and blows hella air but it is loud and somehow doesn’t blow fuck all. It’s 2 feet away from me, how the hell could I not feel it on power level 5? I wouldn’t pay $50 for this turd. Sent it back after two nights of trying to use it as a simple bedside tower fan. Yet another overpriced Dyson pile of crap. You’re welcome. -Totes
